I skipped work to stalk him.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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