I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Dear god my vagina.
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