how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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