I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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