Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
whose parrot is this?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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