who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
This baby is an asshole
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
