I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Randomize
