I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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