If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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