i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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