It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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