so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize