"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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