the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Gay?
German.
Pity.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Randomize
