I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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