My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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