You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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