i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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