def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize