fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
She's JV to your varsity
i permit you to call me
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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