ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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