I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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