so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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