On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
North Korea, Best Korea!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I had to cum in my sink.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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