That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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