I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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