Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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