Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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