I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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