recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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