party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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