i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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