I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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