Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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