It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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