Can Purell be used as lube?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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