We're like a lot better than the average bears
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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