I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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