I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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