i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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