is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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