i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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