OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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