dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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