its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Actions speak louder than pants.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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