Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Randomize
