just come out here and I will go home with you...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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