she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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