Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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