I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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