I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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