I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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