we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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