fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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